Antique Paisley Hotty Hot Shorts, Locarno LS, and True Red Both Ways Bra
Circuit Breaker Bra, Alberta Lake Yogi Racerback Tank, and Bordeaux All the Right Places Pant.
Same outfit with the City Bound Wrap and Bucket of Fun Bag added.
Fast As Light 2 in 1 Tank and Rush Hour Crop
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| If this isn't a schlumpy mom outfit I don't know what is. |
Muscle Swing Tank, City Bound Wrap, and Dropt Pant
Crewneck Love Tee, Bordeaux All the Right Places Pant, and City Bound Wrap
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The more I see those Marble Mix pants the more ugly they look. They look kind of dirty too for some reason. Not sure about in person but every single photo I've seen so far (and at this point there have been many) they have a dirty kind of tinge to them. Yuck.
Also, that mesh... can it get any trashier? I don't know what's worse... these ones in the photos above, or those goal crusher pants from a few weeks ago, or those high times with the entire back of the legs having a huge swath of mesh (forgot the name)... they're getting trashier and trashier, looks like some kind of cheap hooker gear, sorry to be so blunt.
I went to the store and was so underwhelmed. Tried on a white upf shirt and it was so sheer! Didn't try anything else on and left.
Lol! You just confirmed I'm a schlumpy mom then I guess! I have been on the fence about the wrap but I guess I must now say no as I'm trying to get away from the schlump effect!
@ anon 2:58 pm - I think the grey crewneck tee is what makes the look too casual for even a run to the grocery store, like this is my clean-out-the-garage got-cobwebs-in-my-hair outfit, except it costs a mint.
haha ok then I'm going to jump into the schlump as the weather is going to turn cool before we know it! Anyone know what size a 6 would be? S? M? hate when they do that with sizing and offer no suggestions!
'Cost a mint' exactly! Maybe she's more 'schlumpy chic'. I just ordered the indigo savasana waterproof jacket- hope it won't look schlumpy.
'Cost a mint' exactly! Maybe she's more 'schlumpy chic'. I just ordered the indigo savasana waterproof jacket- hope it won't look schlumpy.
OT I was looking at the Sweaty Betty Power Leggings. The description says: "his fabric is 90% opaque so downward dog at your own risk." For $110 are they crazy?!
I want the Astro pants back instead of all that mesh hideosity :(
@anon 12:30 I have to agree with the trashy look. The girl above is lovely and by no means trashy in any way, shape or form but the crops look trashy even on her. I have never liked or purchased mesh on work out pants as I just don't like it and would probably ruin them as I am rough on clothes but at least at the beginning there were just little peeks that were tastefully done. They have just gone too far with it I think.....
That both ways bra is terrible. The lady modelling it is in terrific shape but the bra proportions and the way it's cut is so unflattering.
I think the sneakers are also part of the problem. They look dirty and old and make the model's legs look short since they contrast so harshly with the dark pants. Some dark shoes that show a little skin would help the outfit a lot IMO.
Haha! So true LLA! I think the shoes do it no favors either. I can't say I like the marble at all, though it does make for dramatic photos. I agree, I think because the white part is more grey it looks dingy.
yuk!!!! all of it especially those shorts! That girl looks like rumor wilis huh?
@Sherry - I'm stealing "schlumpy chic". That is what I am going to be, watching Netflix on the couch in my Split Pullover and Baserunner pants - schlumpy chic and super cozy. ;-)
Wow, points for honesty I guess?!
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