Thursday, February 2, 2017

Kicking Asphalt Half Zip, Everyday Getaway Vest, and More

lululemon radiant-rose wunder-under-half-tight deep-rouge

lululemon radiant-rose wunder-under-half-tight deep-rouge

lululemon radiant-rose wunder-under-half-tight deep-rouge

Kicking Asphalt Half Zip, Deep Rouge Energy Bra, and Radiant Rose Alpine White Wunder Under Half Tight. Wow, the proportions on these pieces make this poor women look like she is 4' tall. Moreover, note the crops creeping up into her kneepit and no zipper garage on the Half Zip. It all screams of cost cutting.  I'd love to know exactly how many more warehouses of spacer fabric lululemon has stored up - I'm picturing an Indiana Jones endless one right now - because I'm over this fabric. It's only okay and not worth so many pieces being released in it. I really hope sales are tanking so the company has a reason to oust Holman soon. He's all but killed the brand.

lululemon everyday-getaway-jacket

lululemon everyday-getaway-jacket

lululemon everyday-getaway-jacket

lululemon everyday-getaway-jacket

lululemon everyday-getaway-jacket speed-tight
Everyday Getaway Jacket, Midnight Navy Swiftly Tank, and Speed Tights. Why do you ever have need of a short rain jacket? As for the jacket being made of "waterproof" Glyde - hahahahahahahahohohohohohoho. I wore my "waterproof" Rain for Daze, made of the same material, in a torrential downpour to walk my pain-in-the-rear dog last week and the back of my left arm got wet. Don't get me wrong, the Rain for Daze is a cute jacket for a sprinkle but I'm not falling for lululemon's version of "waterproof" ever again, particularly at a $198 waterproof price point 

lululemon polar-pink speed-tight
Polar Pink Energy Bra and Heathered Black Inspire Tights. I might have to order this bra.

lululemon ugly-vest

lululemon ugly-vest
Poor guy, this vest is hideous. Even if I got one of those $11 outlet deals on it (and be on the look out because it'll be there soon), I don't think I'd get one. I take some comfort that the men's line is as craptastic as ours.